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Long talk

One teen-age boy to another: “My Dad had a long talk with me about girls last night. He doesn’t know anything about them, either.”

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Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.

Bungee Jumping in Mexico

Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business in Mexico.
They set up on the square of a small village. Bob jumps, bounces at the end of the cord, and flies back up by the platform. Jeff isn’t able to catch his friend, but he notices he has a few cuts and scratches.

Bob falls again, bounces, and comes back up. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, Jeff misses him. The third time it happens, Bob comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Jeff finally catches him and says, “Holy cow, what happened? Was the cord too long?”

Bob looks confused and says, “No, the cord was fine… but what the heck is a pinata?”

Three Old Ladies

Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things.
One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”

The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!”

The third lady smiles smugly, “Well, my memory’s just as good as it’s always been, knock on wood,” she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”

Smart Sex

Why are men so smart during sex?

Cause they’re plugged into a genius!

Yo Mamas So Fat… Menu

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.