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The Farmer Joke

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife
fell out of the car several miles back?”

To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”

Presents in the past

Grandfather:
“When I was your age, all I’ve got for Christmas was an apple and a blackberry.

Boy:
“WHAT! A LAPTOP AND A MOBILE?!”

The Parrot Joke

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

Bungee Jumping in Mexico

Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business in Mexico.
They set up on the square of a small village. Bob jumps, bounces at the end of the cord, and flies back up by the platform. Jeff isn’t able to catch his friend, but he notices he has a few cuts and scratches.

Bob falls again, bounces, and comes back up. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, Jeff misses him. The third time it happens, Bob comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Jeff finally catches him and says, “Holy cow, what happened? Was the cord too long?”

Bob looks confused and says, “No, the cord was fine… but what the heck is a pinata?”

The Horse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”