Ten Things Men Shouldn’t Say Out Loud At Victoria’s Secret
10 – Does this come in children’s sizes?
09 – No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
08 – I’ll be in the dressing room going blind.
07 – Mom will love this.
06 – Oh the size won’t matter. She’s inflatable.
05 – No need to wrap it up. I’ll eat it here.
04 – Will you model this for me???
03 – The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
02 – Forty Five bucks?? You’re just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!
And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria’s Secret:
01 – Oh, honey, you’ll NEVER squeeze your ass into that!!
He Broke The Bowl
A traveler asked a boy can you bring me water?
Child asked would you like to take yoghurt? Traveler said: “Sure it’s good!”
Then the child brought four glass of yoghurt and the traveler drank all and then asked: “No one at your home likes yoghurt?”
Child said: “Yes they like but today a frog fell in the yoghurt bowl, that’s why no one dare to taste it!”
Traveler broke the bowl and yelled at the child, Child also screamed and asked his mother, “Mom, he broke the bowl in which our youngest one used to pees”.
She sends him a SMS message:
– My dear, if you sleep send me your dreams, if you laugh send me your smile, if you cry send me your tears. I love you.
– Im on latrine duty. What do you want that I send to you?
Lost my testicles
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” asked the interviewer.
“Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant.
“Did you see any active duty?”
“I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.”
“May I ask what happened?”
“Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.”
“You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.”
The man asked, “When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.”
“Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.”
At age 4, success is………………not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is………………having friends.
At age 20, success is………………having sex.
At age 35, success is………………making money.
At age 70, success is………………having sex.
At age 80, success is………………having friends.
At age 90, success is………………not peeing your pants.