YO MOMMA LIKE…
potato chips–Fri-to Lay.
a screen door, after a couple bangs, she tends to loosen up.
the pillsbury doughboy – everyone gets a poke.
a doorknob, everybody gets a turn.
a bus, 50 cents and she ready to ride.
a golf course, everyone gets a hole in one.
the railway system, she gets laid all over the country.
a tomato sauce bottle, everyone get a squeeze outta her.
a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
a hardware store, 4 cents a screw.
a Dimino’s pizza, somethin’ for nothin’.
a refrigerador, everyone likes to put their meat in her.
cake mix, 15 servings per package.
a rifle, four cocks and she’s full.
a bowoling ball, she picked up, fingered, then thrown in the gutter.
a bus, guys climb on and off her all day.
a Toyota, “Oh, what a feelin’!”
Orange Crush crush, “Good vibrations.”
a bubble-gum machine, 25 cents a blow.
chinese food, sweet sour, and cheap.
a vacuum cleaner, a real good suck.