What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Q: What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
A: Booberries…
10 Things That Sound Dirty at Halloween but Aren’t
10. She’s a goblin!
9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
7. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
6. If you just lick it, it’ll last longer.
5. Let me see your big sack!
4. Can I eat your Zagnuts?
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff!
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY BUT ISN”T…..
1. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
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10 Things That Sound Dirty at Halloween but Aren’t
10. She’s a goblin!
9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
7. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
6. If you just lick it, it’ll last longer.
5. Let me see your big sack!
4. Can I eat your Zagnuts?
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff!
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY BUT ISN”T…..
1. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a party?
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a party?
A boo-tie.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite…
Halloween
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say “Damn, is it Halloween already?”