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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite…

Latest Halloween Jokes

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?

Q: What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?

A: Booberries…

Halloween

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say “Damn, is it Halloween already?”

Some Halloween Quickies

Why did the ghost cry?
Because he had a BOO BOO.
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What lives on the beach, rides a broom and casts spells?
A Sandwitch.
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Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because airplanes are too big to sit on.
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Why did the pirate put a pumpkin on his eye?
Because he wanted a pumpkin patch.
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What do you get when you cross a pig with the devil?
Deviled Ham
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What do ghosts ride at amusement parks?
The roller ghoster.
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What did one angry skeleton say to another?
I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
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What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet.
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Why didn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating?
Because he didn’t have any guts.
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have any guts.
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Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
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What do people in West Viginia do on Halloween?
Pump-kin!
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Why didn’t the witch have any kids?
Her husband had crystal balls and a hollow-weenie
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Did you hear about the Agoraphobic Homosexual Witch?
She was afraid to come out of the broom closet.
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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
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What was the witches’ favorite subject in school?
Spelling
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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a party?

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a party?

A boo-tie.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite…