Interviewing 3 Old Men

Interviewing 3 Old Men

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. "I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life," the reporter asked. The three old men agreed and the reporter asked the first old man his secret to long life.

"I never drank alcohol, I never smoked tobacco and I have been married to the same woman for fifty years."

"That's really remarkable!" said the reporter, "And how old are you?"

"I'm 93," said the first old man.

The second man was asked the same question on his secret to long life. "I drank on occasion, I smoked, but not often and I dated some."

"And how old are you?" asked the reporter.

"I'm 91," said the second old man.

Finally, the reporter approached the third old man and asked his secret to a long life. "I dated every woman that would go out with me, I drank until I passed out and I smoked three packs of cigarettes a day." 

"Wow!" said the reporter, "And how old are you?"

"29," replied the third man.

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SMS

She sends him a SMS message:
– My dear, if you sleep send me your dreams, if you laugh send me your smile, if you cry send me your tears. I love you.
He answers:
– I’m on latrine duty. What do you want that I send to you?

SMS

She sends him a SMS message:
– My dear, if you sleep send me your dreams, if you laugh send me your smile, if you cry send me your tears. I love you.
He answers:
– I’m on latrine duty. What do you want that I send to you?

Smart Sex

Why are men so smart during sex?

Cause they’re plugged into a genius!

Silly Amy

Teacher: “Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?”
Student: “No idea miss”
Teacher told angrily: “Bark, Amy”.
Amy: “Bow Wow Wow Miss”

Signs You Have a Hangover

1. You’re convinced that chirping birds are Satan’s pets.

2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to “stay still.”

3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.

4. You’d rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.

5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.

6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.

7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, “Step right up and give it whirl!”

8. All day long your motto is, “Never again.”

9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.

10. Your natural response to “Good morning,” is “Shut up!”