Ring my bell

Ring my bell

In a house in New Jersey, the doorbell rings. The Madame (it's one of those houses) comes to the door and answers it. There is a man with no arms and no legs on the doorstep.
"What do you want?" she asks.

"I want a woman," he says.

"A woman? You don't have any arms or legs. What are you going to do with a woman?"

"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Related Jokes

SMS

She sends him a SMS message:
– My dear, if you sleep send me your dreams, if you laugh send me your smile, if you cry send me your tears. I love you.
He answers:
– I’m on latrine duty. What do you want that I send to you?

SMS

She sends him a SMS message:
– My dear, if you sleep send me your dreams, if you laugh send me your smile, if you cry send me your tears. I love you.
He answers:
– I’m on latrine duty. What do you want that I send to you?

Smart Sex

Why are men so smart during sex?

Cause they’re plugged into a genius!

Silly Amy

Teacher: “Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?”
Student: “No idea miss”
Teacher told angrily: “Bark, Amy”.
Amy: “Bow Wow Wow Miss”

Signs You Have a Hangover

1. You’re convinced that chirping birds are Satan’s pets.

2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to “stay still.”

3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.

4. You’d rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.

5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.

6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.

7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, “Step right up and give it whirl!”

8. All day long your motto is, “Never again.”

9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.

10. Your natural response to “Good morning,” is “Shut up!”