Johnny asked his Mom if he could go to the local carnival. She said, “Yes.”
At the carnival Johnny won the ring toss and selected a huge bag of M&M’s for his prize. Excited he ran home to show his Mom. After showing her his prize he asked if he could have some M&M’s.
She said,”Yes but, don’t eat too many — it’s almost dinner.” She poured a small amount into his hand.
Johnny tipped his head back and popped the handful into his mouth. He ran over to the house cat, picked it up, bit it, put it down, ran outside, and jumped on his bike racing it around the house a few times. Afterward Johnny went back into the house and asked for some more M&M’s. Puzzled she poured some more into his hand.
Again, Johnny repeated actions a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time.
Upon the 5th request his Mom asked,”Johnny, what are you doing?”
Johnny replies,”I’m playing truck driver.”
She says,”Truck driver? Can you explain?” Johnny says,”Yes, I’m popping pills, eating pussy, and driving like hell!”