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Kids Jokes

Kids are the most innocent creatures in the universe and they often unknowingly act silly. In our kids' jokes category, we have two kinds of jokes. The first type is the list of clean and funny jokes that are guaranteed to make kids laugh.

While in the second part, we have the jokes that came into being when children were innocent and asked questions that made others laugh.

You can enjoy all kinds of jokes for kids in this compilation where we have chosen the best ones for children, including puns, knock-knock jokes, and overall good jokes for kids.

We bet you can't get through the list without laughing.

Latest Kids Jokes

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?”

The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made.”

A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.”

The confused girl returns to her mother and says, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?”

The Mother answers, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.”

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. “I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I don’t know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast.”

An old snake goes to see his Doctor

“Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days.” The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed.

Doc says, “What’s the problem…didn’t the glasses help you?”

“The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose the past 2 years!”