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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Latest Kids Jokes

What was the average age of a cave man?

Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. “I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I don’t know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast.”

Human Race

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?”

The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made.”

A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.”

The confused girl returns to her mother and says, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?”

The Mother answers, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.”

What do you give a 1000-pound gorilla for his birthday?

Q: What do you give a 1000-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!