Prison
How do prisoners call each other?
On their cell phones.
Nerd Jokes
- You Know You’re Addicted to the Net When
- You Might Be a Computer Nerd
- You are an Engineer
- Boomerang
- Prison
- Skeleton Joke
- Talking to Nerds
- Reason for dinosaurs got extinct
- Superstition
- I’m positive
- Computer Nerd
- A Nerd, a Nude and a Bike
- Astronaut
- Can Electrons be broken
- Ethiopian
- Nerdz
- Three Engineers
- How Many Ears
- Microsoft vs. shakespeare
- Stats
Zadnji dodani Nerd Jokes
Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes?
A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
Swervey Blondes
A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
“What’s going on here, ma’am?”
“Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another.” The cop looked inside her car and sighed.
“Ma’am. That’s your air freshener.”
Axe in Head
Teacher: ” George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ? ”
One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in his hand. “
What would we get?
What would we get if we threw all books in the ocean?
A title wave!
