Talking to Nerds
What do you get when you talk to a nerd?
His lunch money.
Nerd Jokes
Looking for the nerd jokes to tell your smartypants friends? There are some funny nerves that all of us self-professed geeks will find not just hilarious but also useful in some sense as they cover life lessons in them.
We have compiled a list of nerd jokes that cover all of your comedy bases including knock-knock jokes, references, Descartes, and puns.
- You Know You’re Addicted to the Net When
- You Might Be a Computer Nerd
- You are an Engineer
- Boomerang
- Prison
- Skeleton Joke
- Talking to Nerds
- Reason for dinosaurs got extinct
- Superstition
- I’m positive
- Computer Nerd
- A Nerd, a Nude and a Bike
- Astronaut
- Can Electrons be broken
- Ethiopian
- How Many Ears
- Nerdz
- Three Engineers
- Microsoft vs. shakespeare
- Stats
Latest Nerd Jokes
How Many Ears
How many ears does Spock have?
Three: One on the right, one on the left, and the final “front ear.”
I’m positive
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ’I think I’ve lost an electron.’
The other says ’Are you sure?’
The first says, ’Yes, I’m positive.’!
Can Electrons be broken
Professor Sokolsky was lecturing his Atomic physics class. He asked, “If molecules can be split into atoms and the atoms split into electrons, can the electrons be broken down any further?”
A pupil replied, “I’m not certain, but a sure way to find out would be to mail some of them in a Christmas package marked ‘fragile’.”
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.