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Nerd Jokes

Looking for the nerd jokes to tell your smartypants friends? There are some funny nerves that all of us self-professed geeks will find not just hilarious but also useful in some sense as they cover life lessons in them.

We have compiled a list of nerd jokes that cover all of your comedy bases including knock-knock jokes, references, Descartes, and puns.

Latest Nerd Jokes

How Many Ears

How many ears does Spock have?

Three: One on the right, one on the left, and the final “front ear.”

I’m positive

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ’I think I’ve lost an electron.’

The other says ’Are you sure?’

The first says, ’Yes, I’m positive.’!

Can Electrons be broken

Professor Sokolsky was lecturing his Atomic physics class. He asked, “If molecules can be split into atoms and the atoms split into electrons, can the electrons be broken down any further?”

A pupil replied, “I’m not certain, but a sure way to find out would be to mail some of them in a Christmas package marked ‘fragile’.”

Boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

A stick.