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Nerd Jokes

Looking for the nerd jokes to tell your smartypants friends? There are some funny nerves that all of us self-professed geeks will find not just hilarious but also useful in some sense as they cover life lessons in them.

We have compiled a list of nerd jokes that cover all of your comedy bases including knock-knock jokes, references, Descartes, and puns.

Latest Nerd Jokes

Skeleton Joke

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

It’s ’cause he didn’t have the guts!

How Many Ears

How many ears does Spock have?

Three: One on the right, one on the left, and the final “front ear.”

Boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

A stick.

Astronaut

What was the astronaut doing on the computer?

Looking for the space bar.

You Might Be a Computer Nerd

You might be a computer nerd if you can’t get up in the middle of the night to go use the bathroom without checking your email!