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Astronaut

What was the astronaut doing on the computer?

Looking for the space bar.

Latest Nerd Jokes

Can Electrons be broken

Professor Sokolsky was lecturing his Atomic physics class. He asked, “If molecules can be split into atoms and the atoms split into electrons, can the electrons be broken down any further?”

A pupil replied, “I’m not certain, but a sure way to find out would be to mail some of them in a Christmas package marked ‘fragile’.”

Computer Nerd

You know you’re a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!

You Know You’re Addicted to the Net When

1) All of your friends have @ in their names

2) You can’t call your mother…she doesn’t have a modem

3) Your spouse makes a new rule… Computers don’t come to bed.

4) You laugh at people with 56K modems.

5) You start tilting your head to smile 🙂

6) Your phone bill comes to your house in a box

7) You find yourself typing com after every period

8) You start introducing your self as “Jon@internet.com”

You Might Be a Computer Nerd

You might be a computer nerd if you can’t get up in the middle of the night to go use the bathroom without checking your email!

How Many Ears

How many ears does Spock have?

Three: One on the right, one on the left, and the final “front ear.”