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Ethiopian

What goes a hundred miles an hour around the desert?

An Ethiopian with a free voucher at McDonald’s!

Latest Nerd Jokes

Computer Nerd

You know you’re a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!

You Might Be a Computer Nerd

You might be a computer nerd if you can’t get up in the middle of the night to go use the bathroom without checking your email!

Boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

A stick.

Ethiopian

What goes a hundred miles an hour around the desert?

An Ethiopian with a free voucher at McDonald’s!

How Many Ears

How many ears does Spock have?

Three: One on the right, one on the left, and the final “front ear.”