Prison
How do prisoners call each other?
On their cell phones.
Ethiopian
What goes a hundred miles an hour around the desert?
An Ethiopian with a free voucher at McDonald’s!
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Reason for dinosaurs got extinct
Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year.
If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth’s surface.
This would explain the death of the dinosaurs…the tallest ones, anyway.
Computer Nerd
You know you’re a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.
You Know You’re Addicted to the Net When
1) All of your friends have @ in their names
2) You can’t call your mother…she doesn’t have a modem
3) Your spouse makes a new rule… Computers don’t come to bed.
4) You laugh at people with 56K modems.
5) You start tilting your head to smile 🙂
6) Your phone bill comes to your house in a box
7) You find yourself typing com after every period
8) You start introducing your self as “Jon@internet.com”