Computer Nerd
You know you’re a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!
Prison
How do prisoners call each other?
On their cell phones.
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Can Electrons be broken
Professor Sokolsky was lecturing his Atomic physics class. He asked, “If molecules can be split into atoms and the atoms split into electrons, can the electrons be broken down any further?”
A pupil replied, “I’m not certain, but a sure way to find out would be to mail some of them in a Christmas package marked ‘fragile’.”
Prison
How do prisoners call each other?
On their cell phones.
Stats
– A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second
– Ten babies are conceived around the world every second
– Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of falling pregnant
– Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
– All polar bears are left-handed
– If your car is stolen, there’s a 10 percent chance it was nicked by a Polar bear
You are an Engineer
If you introduce your wife as “mylady@home.wife”
If your family sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas
If Dilbert is your hero
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
If you introduce your wife as “mylady@home.wife”
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place
If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids’ toys
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car