### How Many Ears

How many ears does Spock have?

Three: One on the right, one on the left, and the final “front ear.”

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year.

If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth’s surface.

This would explain the death of the dinosaurs…the tallest ones, anyway.

How many ears does Spock have?

Three: One on the right, one on the left, and the final “front ear.”

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

It’s ’cause he didn’t have the guts!

They say that if you have an infinite number of monkeys typing at an infinite number of keyboards for an infinite period of time, you will get the collected works of Shakespeare.

If you get the source code to Microsoft Windows, you need to add more monkeys.

How do prisoners call each other?

On their cell phones.

What was the astronaut doing on the computer?

Looking for the space bar.