Prison
How do prisoners call each other?
On their cell phones.
Skeleton Joke
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
It’s ’cause he didn’t have the guts!
Jokes by Category
Latest Nerd Jokes
Astronaut
What was the astronaut doing on the computer?
Looking for the space bar.
Ethiopian
What goes a hundred miles an hour around the desert?
An Ethiopian with a free voucher at McDonald’s!
Computer Nerd
You know you’re a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!
You Know You’re Addicted to the Net When
1) All of your friends have @ in their names
2) You can’t call your mother…she doesn’t have a modem
3) Your spouse makes a new rule… Computers don’t come to bed.
4) You laugh at people with 56K modems.
5) You start tilting your head to smile 🙂
6) Your phone bill comes to your house in a box
7) You find yourself typing com after every period
8) You start introducing your self as “Jon@internet.com”