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Talking to Nerds

What do you get when you talk to a nerd?

His lunch money.

Latest Nerd Jokes

Talking to Nerds

What do you get when you talk to a nerd?

His lunch money.

How Many Ears

How many ears does Spock have?

Three: One on the right, one on the left, and the final “front ear.”

Ethiopian

What goes a hundred miles an hour around the desert?

An Ethiopian with a free voucher at McDonald’s!

I’m positive

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ’I think I’ve lost an electron.’

The other says ’Are you sure?’

The first says, ’Yes, I’m positive.’!

Computer Nerd

You know you’re a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!