Talking to Nerds
What do you get when you talk to a nerd?
His lunch money.
Talking to Nerds
What do you get when you talk to a nerd?
His lunch money.
Jokes by Category
Latest Nerd Jokes
How Many Ears
How many ears does Spock have?
Three: One on the right, one on the left, and the final “front ear.”
Ethiopian
What goes a hundred miles an hour around the desert?
An Ethiopian with a free voucher at McDonald’s!
I’m positive
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ’I think I’ve lost an electron.’
The other says ’Are you sure?’
The first says, ’Yes, I’m positive.’!
Computer Nerd
You know you’re a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!