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Internal Office Training Courses

When you’re on a workplace training course, think of it like this:

When you start the course, you are on-course.

When you’re in the middle of the course, that’s group intercourse.

When you’ve finished the course, that’s when you’re off course, of course.

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New Secretary

Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: “Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She’s a lot better in bed than my wife!”

Two days later. George to John: “Well, I dated her too and we had sex as well, but I still think your wife is better in bed!

Must help the wife

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”

“We’re short-handed, Smith” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”

“Thanks, boss,” says Smith “I knew I could count on you!”

Pay for your past bills

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.”

The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.”

Ears

My boss called me into his office: “Why do i hear you talking when there is still work to be done”
He shouted … I said: “Because you have ears.”

Internal Office Training Courses

When you’re on a workplace training course, think of it like this:

When you start the course, you are on-course.

When you’re in the middle of the course, that’s group intercourse.

When you’ve finished the course, that’s when you’re off course, of course.