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Redneck Deer

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately!

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Family Reunion

You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend!

Redneck Wedding

You might be a redneck if you’re late for your wedding because you were at a monster truck rally.

Honest

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
“My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the first boy.
“Tommy,” replied the second.
“My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Billy.
Tommy replied, “My Daddy’s a lawyer.”
“Honest?” asked Billy.
“No, just the regular kind”, replied Tommy.

Mother to daughter advice

Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

Space Shuttle Redneck

How’d the redneck git lost in space?

He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw!