What did one plate say to the other plate? Q: What did one plate say to the other plate? A: He said, "Lunch is on me!"
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
How many men does it take to open a beer? Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Hemophiliac and Virgin Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common? A: One prick and they’re done.
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she’s pregnant.