What is yellow and dangerous?
Q: What is yellow and dangerous?
A: Pike infested custard.
Q&A Jokes
This is a unique method of making someone laugh with simple questions and answers. Short and impressive answers make it a very popular joke category that immediately grabs the attention of the readers and hits them right off the bat.
Q and A jokes are the most important part of magazines and newspapers where they add to the beauty of the entertainment pages. These are the specific types of decent jokes that bring us a burst of laughter in just a small answer. So you can easily share them with other people and build up a list of friends.
- Blonde Jokes
- A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
- A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
- How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
- What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
- How do you confuse a stupid person?
- Brainwash
- What stops then goes then stops then goes?
- Why do gorillas have big noses?
- What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
- What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
- What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
- Blonde basement
- Raven and Dog
- Hide and Seek
- Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?
- What does a lion call a antelope?
- How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
- Blondes and Waterskiing
- Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
- Who keeps the ocean clean?
- Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
- What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
- What do you call a snowman in the summer?
- What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
- Beer bottle
- How do you tell?
- How do you stop a fish from smelling?
- What is the fastest fish in the sea?
- What is yellow and dangerous?
- Blonde Driving
- Lightbulb to the fuse
- Pregnant
- Miss Right
- Wife & Job
- Grey, yellow
- What do you call a sheep with no legs?
- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
- Why is “U” the happiest letter?
- Cow Disease
- Smart Sex
- What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
- Light bulb
- Grenade
- How many men does it take to open a beer?
- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
- How do you fix a woman’s watch?
- Why do men die before their wives?
- What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
- Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
- Why are blondes like cornflakes
- Where do snowmen go to dance?
- Black, white, black, white, black, white
- The Parrot Joke
- Blind Fish
- Cow
- Cow 2
- Flies Have Wings, Why?
- How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
- Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
- What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
- What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
- Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
- A 100 dollar bill
- Dictionary or octopus?
- Basketball and sex
- A blonde and shower
- How do blonde brain cells die?
- How do you get a blonde to marry you?
- Hemophiliac and Virgin
- How many men does it take to open a beer?
- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
- What is Fast Food?
- Golf Balls and G-Spots
- What’s brown and sticky?
- Why are pirates called pirates?
- What did one plate say to the other plate?
- What is green and smells?
Latest Q&A Jokes
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Blonde Jokes
Q: a blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: “six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
Q: but why do brunettes take the pill ?
A: wishful thinking.
Q: did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: she missed the earth!
Q: did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
A: she tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungie cord.
Q: did you hear about the blond with a masters degree in psychology?
A: she’ll blow your mind, too.
Q: did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: they went to see “closed for the winter”.
Q: did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: did you hear about the blonde doctor?
A: she shaved her patients, then took off their clothes.
Q: did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: she kept having affairs with men!
Q: did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a wreck?
A: the spare tire in her trunk blew out.
Q: did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?
A: she tied up the safe and blew the guard.
Q: did you hear about the blonde who had an appendix operation?
A: well, now she is making money on the side.
Q: did you hear about the blonde who just bought an a.m. Radio?
A: it took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Q: did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror With her eyes closed?
A: she wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her Husband’s car?
A: she burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
A: she believed him.
Q: did you hear about the conceited blonde?
A: she screams her own name when she comes.
Q: did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes?
A: it’s called maids – if the don’t get one, they die.
Q: did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
A: they take off their makeup.
Q: did you hear about the new slogan for miss clairol’s hair dye?
A: buy a double batch and get a snatch to match.
Q: did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: she missed.
Q: do you know why the blonde got fired from the m&m; factory?
A: for throwing out the w’s.
Q: how can you tell a blonde had a bad day?
A: her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn’t know what she did with her cigarette.
Q: how can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
A: by the chipped tooth.
Q: how can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: by the lipstick on your cucumbers.
Q: how can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: she gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: how can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: a bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the Bosses’ faces.
Q: how can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: she has a checkbook.
Q: how can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: by the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: how can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: there is a stamp on it.
Q: how can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: she is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering What she did with her pencil.
Q: how did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: she fell out of the tree.
Q: how did the blonde burn her nose?
A: bobbing for french fries.
Q: how did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: the cow fell on her.
Q: how did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: she was run over by the zambonis machine.
Q: how did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: she threw it off a cliff.
Q: how do blonde brain cells die?
A: alone.
Q: how do you brainwash a blonde?
A: give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: how do you change a blonde’s mind?
A: blow in her ear, or
buy her another beer.
Q: how do you confuse a blonde?
A: you don’t. They’re born that way.
Q: how do you confuse a blonde?
A: ask her to alphabetize a bag of m&ms.
Q: how do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: flattered.
Q: how do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: how do you drown a blond?
A: put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: don’t tell her to swallow.
A3: leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: how do you get a blonde off of your knees?
A: come.
Q: how do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: how do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: tell her she’s pregnant.
Why is “U” the happiest letter?
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.