What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Q&A Jokes
This is a unique method of making someone laugh with simple questions and answers. Short and impressive answers make it a very popular joke category that immediately grabs the attention of the readers and hits them right off the bat.
Q and A jokes are the most important part of magazines and newspapers where they add to the beauty of the entertainment pages. These are the specific types of decent jokes that bring us a burst of laughter in just a small answer. So you can easily share them with other people and build up a list of friends.
- Blonde Jokes
- A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
- A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
- How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
- What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
- How do you confuse a stupid person?
- Brainwash
- What stops then goes then stops then goes?
- Why do gorillas have big noses?
- What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
- What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
- What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
- Blonde basement
- Raven and Dog
- Hide and Seek
- Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?
- What does a lion call a antelope?
- How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
- Blondes and Waterskiing
- Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
- Who keeps the ocean clean?
- Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
- What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
- What do you call a snowman in the summer?
- What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
- Beer bottle
- How do you tell?
- How do you stop a fish from smelling?
- What is the fastest fish in the sea?
- What is yellow and dangerous?
- Blonde Driving
- Lightbulb to the fuse
- Pregnant
- Miss Right
- Wife & Job
- Grey, yellow
- What do you call a sheep with no legs?
- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
- Why is “U” the happiest letter?
- Cow Disease
- Smart Sex
- What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
- Light bulb
- Grenade
- How many men does it take to open a beer?
- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
- How do you fix a woman’s watch?
- Why do men die before their wives?
- What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
- Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
- Why are blondes like cornflakes
- Where do snowmen go to dance?
- Black, white, black, white, black, white
- The Parrot Joke
- Blind Fish
- Cow
- Cow 2
- Flies Have Wings, Why?
- How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
- Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
- What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
- What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
- Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
- A 100 dollar bill
- Dictionary or octopus?
- Basketball and sex
- A blonde and shower
- How do blonde brain cells die?
- How do you get a blonde to marry you?
- Hemophiliac and Virgin
- How many men does it take to open a beer?
- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
- What is Fast Food?
- Golf Balls and G-Spots
- What’s brown and sticky?
- Why are pirates called pirates?
- What did one plate say to the other plate?
- What is green and smells?
Latest Q&A Jokes
What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?
A: Go-carp.
Hemophiliac and Virgin
Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they’re done.
How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!
What stops then goes then stops then goes?
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.