Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.
Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?
A: Go-carp.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “i won her in a raffle!”
Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.