A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “i won her in a raffle!”
Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
Q: What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
A: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.