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A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Basketball and sex

Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?

A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

A: The wrong answer.

Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!