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A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Latest Q&A Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

Lightbulb to the fuse

Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?

A: That’s a blow!

Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

Blondes and Waterskiing

Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?

When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!

Light bulb

Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”