Blonde basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Jokes by Category
Latest Q&A Jokes
How do you tell?
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.
Wife & Job
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
What stops then goes then stops then goes?
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
Q: How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.