What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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Lightbulb to the fuse
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
Wife & Job
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
Blondes and Waterskiing
Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!
Light bulb
Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”