What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “i won her in a raffle!”
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Pregnant
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Blonde basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Golf Balls and G-Spots
What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!
Light bulb
Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”