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A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “i won her in a raffle!”

Latest Q&A Jokes

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A: A puddle.

Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

Golf Balls and G-Spots

What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!

Light bulb

Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”