Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “i won her in a raffle!”
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.