Funny Jokes
Send a Joke

Funny Jokes

The largest collection of jokes.

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “i won her in a raffle!”

Latest Q&A Jokes

Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

A 100 dollar bill

Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!

What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

A: A Visitor!

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.