Lightbulb to the fuse
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “i won her in a raffle!”
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How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
Q: How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
Blondes and Waterskiing
Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.