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Basketball and sex

Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?

A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…

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The Parrot Joke

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Light bulb

Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”

Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

A: The wrong answer.