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Black, white, black, white, black, white

Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?

A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!

Latest Q&A Jokes

How do blonde brain cells die?

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.

Light bulb

Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”