Cow 2
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Black, white, black, white, black, white
Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!
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Who keeps the ocean clean?
Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.
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Why are men so smart during sex?
Cause they’re plugged into a genius!
What does a lion call a antelope?
Q: What does a lion call a antelope?
A: Fast food.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.