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Black, white, black, white, black, white

Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?

A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!

Latest Q&A Jokes

What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

A: A Visitor!

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?

A: Cut it’s nose off.

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.

Grey, yellow

Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”