What did one plate say to the other plate?
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”
Black, white, black, white, black, white
Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!
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What is green and smells?
Hulk’s fart.
Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
The Parrot Joke
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What is Fast Food?
Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road.