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Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”

Latest Q&A Jokes

Cow Disease

Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?

A: Because they’re pigs.

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers.

Why do men die before their wives?

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.