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Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”

Latest Q&A Jokes

How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.

What is yellow and dangerous?

Q: What is yellow and dangerous?

A: Pike infested custard.

How do you tell?

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.