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Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”

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How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

Q: How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

A: The knocking speeds up.

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers.

What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

Q: What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

A: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.