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Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”

Latest Q&A Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: Snowballs.

A 100 dollar bill

Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!

A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Lightbulb to the fuse

Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?

A: That’s a blow!

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.