Flies Have Wings, Why?
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.
Cow 2
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
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Light bulb
Q: How many Hollywood actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him.
What is green and smells?
Hulk’s fart.
Beer bottle
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
How do you tell?
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.
