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Cow 2

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

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Dictionary or octopus?

Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?

A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

A: The lawyer charges more.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.