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Cow 2

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

How do you tell?

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

Lip stick stains on the steering wheel

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Because she blows the horn!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: Snowballs.

Light bulb

Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”