Dictionary or octopus?
Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?
A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.
Cow 2
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
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Why do gorillas have big noses?
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”
Miss Right
Q: I married Miss Right.
A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.