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Cow 2

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: Snowballs.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

A: The lawyer charges more.

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Why are men so smart during sex?

Cause they’re plugged into a genius!