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Cow 2

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

Latest Q&A Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she’s pregnant.

Cow Disease

Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?

A: Because they’re pigs.