Wife & Job
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
Cow 2
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Jokes by Category
Latest Q&A Jokes
How do you tell?
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.
Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: Snowballs.
Light bulb
Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”