What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Cow 2
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
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Blind Fish
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: “Dam!”
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
Cow Disease
Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they’re pigs.