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Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Hemophiliac and Virgin

Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they’re done.

Hide and Seek

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.

Basketball and sex

Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?

A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…

The Parrot Joke

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

Blonde Driving

Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?

A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.