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Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

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Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.

Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?

Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?

A: A divorce lawyer.

What flower is in between your nose and your chin?

Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!