Why is “U” the happiest letter?
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
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Beer bottle
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Cow Disease
Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they’re pigs.
How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!