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Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?

A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.

Beer bottle

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts.

Cow Disease

Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?

A: Because they’re pigs.

How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!