Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
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Latest Q&A Jokes
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Who keeps the ocean clean?
Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.
Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
A: A divorce lawyer.
What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!