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Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

Latest Q&A Jokes

What does a lion call a antelope?

Q: What does a lion call a antelope?

A: Fast food.

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?

Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?

A: A divorce lawyer.

How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”