What does a lion call a antelope?
Q: What does a lion call a antelope?
A: Fast food.
Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
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What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
A: A divorce lawyer.
How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Blind Fish
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: “Dam!”