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Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: Snowballs.

Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!

Grey, yellow

Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

A: The wrong answer.