Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes? A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
Wife & Job Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why is “U” the happiest letter? Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter? A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.