Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes? A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
Why are blondes like cornflakes Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes? A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’? Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’? A: A divorce lawyer.
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? Q: What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? A: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.