Grenade

Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!

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Hide and Seek

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.

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Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they’re done.