Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
A: A Visitor!
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!