Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”
Q: How many Hollywood actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.