Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
A: A divorce lawyer.
Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
Q: What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
A: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.