Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.
How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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Latest Q&A Jokes
What stops then goes then stops then goes?
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Basketball and sex
Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?
A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…
Wife & Job
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
Cow Disease
Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they’re pigs.