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How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Latest Q&A Jokes

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

What stops then goes then stops then goes?

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.

Basketball and sex

Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?

A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…

Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

Cow Disease

Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?

A: Because they’re pigs.