Pregnant
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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Dictionary or octopus?
Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?
A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
A: They’re refuelling.
What’s brown and sticky?
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.