Why is “U” the happiest letter?
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.