Blind Fish
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: “Dam!”
How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.
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Dictionary or octopus?
Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?
A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Cow Disease
Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they’re pigs.
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers.