What’s brown and sticky?
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!