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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”

Dictionary or octopus?

Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?

A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Cow Disease

Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?

A: Because they’re pigs.

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers.