What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
How do you confuse a stupid person?
Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
What is green and smells?
Hulk’s fart.