What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
How do you confuse a stupid person?
Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
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Wife & Job
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
Pregnant
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
The Parrot Joke
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Blonde basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.