Flies Have Wings, Why?
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.
How do you confuse a stupid person?
Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Brainwash
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
A: They’re refuelling.