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How do you confuse a stupid person?

Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Flies Have Wings, Why?

Q: Do you know why flies have wings?

A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud.

Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

A: They’re refuelling.