How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q: What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
A: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!