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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”

Zadnji dodani Q&A Jokes

Cow 2

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

Beer bottle

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?

A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Black, white, black, white, black, white

Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?

A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!