What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Pregnant
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.