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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”

Latest Q&A Jokes

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Flies Have Wings, Why?

Q: Do you know why flies have wings?

A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

The Parrot Joke

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts.

Blondes and Waterskiing

Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?

When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!