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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”

Latest Q&A Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts.

What is Fast Food?

Q: What is Fast Food?

A: A chicken running down the road.

Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

The Parrot Joke

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

Why are blondes like cornflakes

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?

A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.