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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?

A: Cut it’s nose off.

Latest Q&A Jokes

A blonde and shower

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?

A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.