Flies Have Wings, Why?
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut it’s nose off.
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A blonde and shower
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.
Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
A: A divorce lawyer.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Grey, yellow
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
