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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?

A: Cut it’s nose off.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: Snowballs.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

A 100 dollar bill

Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!