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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?

A: Cut it’s nose off.

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Flies Have Wings, Why?

Q: Do you know why flies have wings?

A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

A blonde and shower

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?

A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.

Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?

Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?

A: A divorce lawyer.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Grey, yellow

Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!