A blonde and shower
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut it’s nose off.
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Latest Q&A Jokes
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Brainwash
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.