What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut it’s nose off.
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What stops then goes then stops then goes?
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.