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How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?

Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn’t want one for nights.

Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.

Cow Disease

Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?

A: Because they’re pigs.

Blondes and Waterskiing

Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?

When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!