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How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?

Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?

A: A divorce lawyer.

A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers.

Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?

Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn’t want one for nights.

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