Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
A: A divorce lawyer.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn’t want one for nights.
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Why are men so smart during sex?
Cause they’re plugged into a genius!