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How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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How do blonde brain cells die?

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”

What is the fastest fish in the sea?

Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?

A: Go-carp.