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Lightbulb to the fuse

Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?

A: That’s a blow!

Latest Q&A Jokes

What is the fastest fish in the sea?

Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?

A: Go-carp.

Cow 2

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

Beer bottle

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: Snowballs.