How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
Q: How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
Lightbulb to the fuse
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
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Zadnji dodani Q&A Jokes
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
Who keeps the ocean clean?
Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.
Hide and Seek
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”
