What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?
A: Go-carp.
Lightbulb to the fuse
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
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Cow 2
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Beer bottle
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: Snowballs.