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Lightbulb to the fuse

Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?

A: That’s a blow!

Latest Q&A Jokes

How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Lightbulb to the fuse

Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?

A: That’s a blow!

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.