How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Lightbulb to the fuse
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
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Lightbulb to the fuse
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.