What is yellow and dangerous?
Q: What is yellow and dangerous?
A: Pike infested custard.
Lightbulb to the fuse
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
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Brainwash
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Hemophiliac and Virgin
Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they’re done.
Basketball and sex
Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?
A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…
What is Fast Food?
Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road.