How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
Q: How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
Q: How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
A: A Visitor!