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Lightbulb to the fuse

Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?

A: That’s a blow!

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How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

Q: How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

A: The knocking speeds up.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she’s pregnant.

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.

Hide and Seek

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”