Lip stick stains on the steering wheel Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A: Because she blows the horn!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic.
What do you call a blonde that goes to college? Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college? A: A Visitor!
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!