What stops then goes then stops then goes?
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Miss Right
Q: I married Miss Right.
A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
A 100 dollar bill
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
Blonde basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.