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Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

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Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!

A blonde and shower

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?

A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.

Basketball and sex

Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?

A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…

Why do men die before their wives?

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.