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Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

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Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”

What’s brown and sticky?

Q: What’s brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

Dictionary or octopus?

Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?

A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.

Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.