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Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

Latest Q&A Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud.

The Parrot Joke

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

Grey, yellow

Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Golf Balls and G-Spots

What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!