Brainwash
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Pregnant
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
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Latest Q&A Jokes
Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.
What is Fast Food?
Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road.
Blind Fish
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: “Dam!”
What is green and smells?
Hulk’s fart.