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Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

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Blonde Driving

Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?

A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.

What does a lion call a antelope?

Q: What does a lion call a antelope?

A: Fast food.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

A: They’re refuelling.