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Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

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What’s brown and sticky?

Q: What’s brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A: A puddle.

Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes

Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes?

A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.

Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”