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Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

Latest Q&A Jokes


Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

What is Fast Food?

Q: What is Fast Food?

A: A chicken running down the road.

Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”

What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.