Pregnant

Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

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Light bulb

Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”

Light bulb

Q: How many Hollywood actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him.