What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
Blonde Driving Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police? A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.
Black, white, black, white, black, white Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white? A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!
Beer bottle Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up.