What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? Q: What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? A: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears? Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears? A: They're refuelling.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why did the blonde purchase AM radio? Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio? A: She didn’t want one for nights.