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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Latest Q&A Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

A: They’re refuelling.

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

Hemophiliac and Virgin

Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they’re done.