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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Latest Q&A Jokes

How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Dictionary or octopus?

Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?

A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

Flies Have Wings, Why?

Q: Do you know why flies have wings?

A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: Snowballs.