What is yellow and dangerous?
Q: What is yellow and dangerous?
A: Pike infested custard.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”
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Why do gorillas have big noses?
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Miss Right
Q: I married Miss Right.
A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
What does a lion call a antelope?
Q: What does a lion call a antelope?
A: Fast food.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.