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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Latest Q&A Jokes

Basketball and sex

Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?

A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?

A: Cut it’s nose off.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

A: The wrong answer.

Cow Disease

Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?

A: Because they’re pigs.